One time we had missionaries over at our house, and my Mom mentioned the fact that there is a Star Wars religion. One of them got so excited that he clapped his hands together and blurted out:
"I WANT TO JOIN!!!!!!!!!!"
The other missionary gave him a surprised look, and then, I kid you not, two seconds later it started pouring and hailing outside.
The other missionary just glared at him and went: “Look at what you’ve done.”
this better fucking be an april fool
click on the source im crying
FUCKING CHRIST GOD FUCKING DAMNIT
FUCKING GOD CHRISTING DAMNIT
FUCKING CHRIST ME RIGHT IN THE ASS
WHAT THE HELL
Click on the damn source
Someone tell me this is a nightmare . I came to tumblr to get away from Facebook and this is what happens?!!!
OH MY GOD NO
LOOK AT THE SOURCE!!!!!!
YOU NEED TO LOOK AT THE FUCKING SOURCE
TODAY IN CLASS THIS CHICK WAS PASSING OUT A PACKET AND SHE JUST THREW MINE AT ME AND I SAID “Yo don’t fuckin throw that shit at me like I’m a stripper.” AND EVERYONE AROUND ME JUST STARED AT ME AND I REALIZED THAT ITS BC THATS THE FIRST THING IVE SAID IN CLASS SINCE I CAME TO THIS SCHOOL AND JFC
OH MY FUCKING GOSH
This is the last time we’ll all be united as Tolkien fans for the sake of one trailer. Just know that I love you all and I would gladly sail to the Grey Havens with you at the end of this adventure.
Benedict Cumberbatch is stopped yet again from illegally downloading movies, God bless
natasha: [CASUALLY DODGES ALIEN PHOTON BLAST AND CALMLY RESUMES FIRE]
clint: [RESTING FACE WHILE DESTROYING 10 CHITAURI WITH SINGLE ARROW]
clint looks so bored like he’s making his grocery list in his head
These are cute.
*uncontrolled sobbing over the hobbit teaser*
omg if he was
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO GOD NO WHY WHO SAID THIS WAS OKAY?!
you can all go fuck yourselves
Thranduil in the BOFA teaser trailer x
Relevant and necessary
when u accidently type me instead of my
accidentally typing “yeha” instead of “yeah”
Okay but imagine:
- Peter Parker going to a fan convention as Spiderman
- Peter Parker getting compliments on his Spiderman costume
- Peter Parker entering a Spiderman Costume Contest
- Peter Parker losing said contest
- Peter Parker losing the contest to Deadpool
The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies - Official Teaser Trailer